The Great Indian Litterbug

Satan thumped down onto the floor with a sigh. “What a tragedy”, he said. “I really need to update my list of sins.” “Why?” asked God, concerned. “Modern Indian sinners are forcing my hand!” Satan looked like he was about to cry. “Here I was, happily surrounded by the screeches of tortured souls, when Buzzfeed…

The Great Indian Chamcha

What on earth is a chamcha, my sister asked me the other day.  A spoon, I replied with a well-duh eyeroll. No, no, she said. Not a chammach. A chamcha. They just classified that as a new species on the news. Well, the news is wrong, I said, mind blurring over 68 years of Indian…